"Make Palm Beach Dull Again" Green w/ Pink Cap (NWOT)
$150
Sz: OSFA
6-panel cotton chino cap
1. You allowed a Woman twice your Age to buy you a ‘nightcap’ at the Leopard Lounge
2. You were always the first customer at Main Street News on Sunday mornings to buy 10 lbs. of newsprint … the NYT, the PB Post and the Shiny Sheet …
3. You only crossed the bridge to WPB to go to the airport, Good Sam or Roosters …
4. You could park your car on the 200 block of Brazilian Ave for 10 days while you flew to the real Brazil for a face lift, and the car was still there with nary a ticket when you returned with a new face having memorized the new word obrigado…
5. You found yourself in a bathroom stall at Au Bar with a ‘friend’….
6. You could call the Fire Department and ask them to send over two good looking men in uniform to douse the embers in the Weber Kettle out by the pool …
7. You were always found at Testa’s on lobster night with a bib around your neck and a G&T in your hand…
8. You lost a shoe overboard on a boat tied up at the PB Docks at 3 in the morning…
9. You put up your husband's grandkids at the Brazilian Court because you could never remember their names and you ‘don’t do room service’…
10. You paid your breakfast tab at Hamburger Heaven with a personal check…
10+1 bonus on May 1st you called the Post Office when it was really the Post Office at the foot of Main Street when it really was Main Street and asked them to forward your mail for the Summer … and they knew without asking whether it was to go to Southampton, Newport or Harbor Springs….
Make Palm Beach Dull Again!