The Abbreviated Version
Preppies would rather take it easy. They'd prefer not to expend energy speaking. For the sake of basking in their own ingenuity as well as comraderie, they've developed a codified set of abbreviations which cut conversation time to a minimum while ensuring that non-Preps will have no idea what or whom is being discussed.
Bag Sz: 13 1/2"H x 13 1/4"W x 4"D
Handle Sz: 9"W
*one strap w/ slight soiling at top*