"The Official Preppy c1981 Note Pads w/ Muffy & Skip" (Sealed/ Deadstock!)
$1,500
Workman Publishing
1981
Sz: 8" x 4" x 3/4"D
Illustration: Oliver Williams
Muffy:
Short Hair (stays out of her eyes during squash games)
Gold hoop earrings, concession to femininity
Red down vest with three sleeves it's hard to bend your arms
Fair Isle sweater blue with yellow yoke her mother's bought in Edinburgh in 1962
Yellow oxford cloth shirt monogrammed on pocket-cuffs turned back over sweater
Old Timex men's watch with blue and green ribbon band
School ring immediately recognizable from 25 yards.
In pockets of khakis: Trident gum, cinnamon flavor; keys to room; ticket stubs from an ice hockey game; $3.62
Khakis, men's, without a cuff because she let them down
Bean boots (also worn with kilts)
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Skip:
Dazed look from too much beer last night or 8:30 Econ lecture
Norwegian sweater from L.L Bean, shoulders dirty from gatoring
Green down vest (the temperature is 55 degrees)
Dark green Lacoste shirt collar up, defying gravity
Extra crocodile added in lewd position
Pink oxford cloth shirt
In pockets: keys to Jeep; ID with forged year; phone number of JoAnne, a typist; slip of paper with call number of book but not the title; $4.59
Samuelson's Economics
Needlepoint belt made by ex-girlfriend
Pale blue boxers
Rust colored wide wale corduroy pants
Cuffs (of course)
Bean rubber moccasins even though it's sunny
No socks